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Cracker Demotivational Poster


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




NUTCRACKER -




VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.




LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn


4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




WHEAT THINS AND EASY CHEESE -


TAGS: snacks easy cracker wheat thins
Rating: 2.52/5

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LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:27 pm
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz!
Anonymous - April 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
Sure i can. Ritz is better by far.


THE DOCTOR - loves crackers




IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.


TAGS: cream cracker sea salt water
Rating: 1.63/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:04 am
I simply HAD to approve this one. Everyone needed a look at this object d'arte.


Logic fail -


TAGS: steak beer crackers logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L


More Upscale -


TAGS: duck dynasty cracker barrel upscale
Rating: 4.2/5

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Silverheart - December 24, 2013, 1:13 am

I've had the misfortune of seeing this excretainment merchandised fraking EVERYWHERE in waaay to many forms. Please, let it vanish ASAP.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:33 am
I was forced to watch this . . . . this . . . . form of entertainment.


BASEBALL -


TAGS: hot dog no hitter barry bonding peanuts cracker jacks ballpark
Rating: 3.76/5

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Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
LoL
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
for*
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
eew hot dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: hot dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


He's Everywhere -




Protection -


TAGS: parrot fly screen cracker
Rating: 4.43/5

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Oldsod - October 15, 2015, 6:17 pm
My daughter has one of those bloody birds...I fully get it. 5L


youtube moment -


TAGS: firecracker
Rating: 4.2/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:17 am
LOL! I know somebody I'd like to do this to! Happy thoughts! Evil chuckle! 5 goth lions, RL!


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